Homeowner Blues part 1

Being a homeowner is expensive. I have so many plans for this house, but finding the time, energy and money to get everything I need done completed is exhausting. For instance, I need to paint my bathrooms, my kitchen and the accent wall in the living room...fortunately I found this cool website for estimating Painting Costs, but unfortunately, that crap is expensive as h@#%. I need a million dollars, anybody want to hook a sista up, lol.